top | item 46056746 (no title) tnolet | 3 months ago I just fed the above into Claude Code and it one-shotted this in 5 minutes. Already doing $3B ARR after lunch. discuss order hn newest fschuett|3 months ago Of course! This is actually very straightforward and easy, what you need is just:- One MongoDB collection (`government_stuff`) to store employees, rodents, cardiac arrest surgeries and other items as JSON- Core `/handler` API that forwards all requests to ChatGPT, figuring out if you're tracking a rodent or processing payroll- AI Vision to analyze CCTV feeds for rodents, monitors employee productivity and verify hospital equipment status- Blockchain layer for transparency (every rodent sighting minted as NFT).Estimated timeline: 2 weeks, 1 junior developer. Cost: ~$10k including token credits. Should I start implementing the main.js? port11|3 months ago The jab at NoSQL made me snort-laugh, well done. You forgot to mention the 25 thousand npm dependencies.
fschuett|3 months ago Of course! This is actually very straightforward and easy, what you need is just:- One MongoDB collection (`government_stuff`) to store employees, rodents, cardiac arrest surgeries and other items as JSON- Core `/handler` API that forwards all requests to ChatGPT, figuring out if you're tracking a rodent or processing payroll- AI Vision to analyze CCTV feeds for rodents, monitors employee productivity and verify hospital equipment status- Blockchain layer for transparency (every rodent sighting minted as NFT).Estimated timeline: 2 weeks, 1 junior developer. Cost: ~$10k including token credits. Should I start implementing the main.js? port11|3 months ago The jab at NoSQL made me snort-laugh, well done. You forgot to mention the 25 thousand npm dependencies.
port11|3 months ago The jab at NoSQL made me snort-laugh, well done. You forgot to mention the 25 thousand npm dependencies.
fschuett|3 months ago
- One MongoDB collection (`government_stuff`) to store employees, rodents, cardiac arrest surgeries and other items as JSON
- Core `/handler` API that forwards all requests to ChatGPT, figuring out if you're tracking a rodent or processing payroll
- AI Vision to analyze CCTV feeds for rodents, monitors employee productivity and verify hospital equipment status
- Blockchain layer for transparency (every rodent sighting minted as NFT).
Estimated timeline: 2 weeks, 1 junior developer. Cost: ~$10k including token credits. Should I start implementing the main.js?
port11|3 months ago