[mnx]

"starbucks says there is no limit on how many napkins I can use but they got mad when I took the whole container, liars"

[threeducks]

It might have become socially acceptable to lie when everyone else is, but it is still a lie. Back in my days, you at least had to put an asterisk behind such outrageous claims.

[wltr]

Heck, adding a word like ‘almost’ would make it rather truth.