[mackman]

I was down there recently on a helicopter-based expedition and they set up a forward base of operations with a few days of emergency rations in case of unexpected weather that prevents you from returning to ship. I asked them what happens if the blizzard lasts more than a couple of days. Someone somewhere has a recipe book for penguins.

[booi]

I assume it tastes like… chicken?

[deadbabe]

No, penguins are pretty disgusting.