[puika]

government jobs or at state-owned companies might be your only choice.

Or maybe landing on a lucky spot of a run of the mill consultancy company where you're left at god's will until you retire. Their attrition is so high layoffs are rare, at least where I live (YMMV)

[greenie_beans]

have worked government-adjacent for like 5 years now and don't recommend that if you care about the people or serving (which most gov't folks do).

find a boring corporation where you can slack. corporations are a great home for slackers.