[Sl1mb0]

> sits for hours playing a video game

> if you are not moving, you are dead.

I understand the point you're trying to make, but there is some irony here.

[hkpack]

Dying in your chair so your game character can live!

[mlrtime]

The metaphor still works, it's just the timeline changes.

[rjsw]

Rats don't sit down to play.