[Zobat]

They tried to find contraband, they found a marching band!

[bryanrasmussen]

Seventy-six trombones caught the morning sun

With a hundred and ten cornets right behind

The AI thought about it long and hard

calling up the national guard

Cause of the horns of ev'ry shape and kind.

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There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons

Thundering, thundering all along the way.

Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons,

And Swarming SWAT Teams Goons so they say

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There were cross fires and blown tires

And reporters from the local news

Clarinets of ev'ry size

And trumpeters who'd improvise

And video games that went pew-pew!

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on multiple edits: tried to find a layout that fit the song

[kotaKat]

Those banned band books… they might have come across One Thousand and One Vulgar Marching Band Formations!

[gosub100]

The sleazy AI company that sold this "tech" to the school has to face the music.

[b112]

Sleazy? I'll have you know, the ToS clearly says it's in beta.

[sunrunner]

Next time the contraband could be a contrabassoon.