[pclark]

I once got an email — addressed to some other pclark@ — which was simply a photo of a duck and the message “what duck is this?” I was so disappointed that he never thanked me for replying accurately and expeditiously.

[tclancy]

I assume it was for Petula Clark. Not because it makes sense, because it makes the absurdity a little more pungent. What kind of duck was it?

My … favorite tclancy is the one in Australia because I can sense the change in seasons when he gets to rutting and signs up for a rather specific sort of adult dating site each year.