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joe8756438 | 2 months ago

exactly, the real question is what the elves are doing while they’re unseen.

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johnea|2 months ago

We should've asked Terence McKenna...

It could be a subspecies of the "machine elves"...

blincoln|2 months ago

This was my first thought as well. I've always been fascinated by written accounts of DMT triggering such oddly specific effects for users.

ok_dad|2 months ago

They keep the universe running.

amarant|2 months ago

I can answer the what, that parts easy!

The real question is WHY they keep stealing my underwear and left-foot socks?

bell-cot|2 months ago

Making toys, caring for reindeer, sleight maintenance, ...

And spook work for His Jolliness' Secret Service, to keep their Naughty and Nice databases current.