[garfieldnate]

Not that not being able to open a ticket is not actually an implemented feature from GitHub; they simply added this issue template to let you know that you shouldn't open one:

*DO NOT OPEN A NEW ISSUE. PLEASE USE THE DISCUSSIONS SECTION.*

*I DIDN'T READ THE ABOVE LINE. PLEASE CLOSE THIS ISSUE.*

[johnisgood]

Reminds me of EggDrop (famous old IRC bot written in Tcl) with lots of "die" in the configuration file. :D