[nottimbo]

Microsoft, it's time to hire some SREs.

[arm32]

We did hire some, boss! Soshie, Vizzy and Dexter. They're AI, but they're supposed to be way better than a human SRE. At least that's what the Sintra salesguy told us.

[rvz]

So that's what the Tay, and Zoe AI bots were doing all this time after they were cancelled and banned off of Twitter.

Working on the GitHub Azure migration and for years it's gone so well so far.

[lenerdenator]

Why hire anyone to fix a problem when you can make an AI agent to "fix" it, tell investors about it to pump the price, and not fix anything knowing that you have a monopoly?

[VirusNewbie]

Microsoft doesn't pay well enough to attract good SRE talent.

[aruggirello]

Clippy to the rescue! :-)

[ferguess_k]

Yes we did hire SREs, unfortunately they are in another continent and they only know how to pull others into the chat. We also have some AI too, do you want to try them? They are pretty good SREs, one of them wrote 100K lines of code in a week while another one reviews every line along the way. It was fantastic! Fantastic!! FANTASTIC!!!

OK I have no idea about MSFT SREs, just to be /s.