[ryanlol]

>I'd bet good money that this dude has some sort of antisocial personality disorder, and really can't be "cured", so to speak.

I'm happy to take you up on this, but I feel like the stakes will need to be pretty high to justify all the effort involved.

>Something tells me he'll try to sneak out of Finland (which is easy due to Schengen), purchase a new passport, and leave Europe.

Why would I do that? I hold a valid Finnish passport, haven't had any trouble entering or exciting Schengen zone lately.