[narrator]

However, you can't emigrate to China. There are less than 20,000 naturalized citizens in the whole country. You will always be a barbarian, bro.

[akmarinov]

Didn’t they make it so that citizens of 75 countries can’t emigrate to the US just yesterday?

[throw-the-towel]

None of which is Western.

[narrator]

You can hate the United States all you want, memorize your little red book of Mao, but you still can't become a naturalized citizen in China cause you aren't Chinese by blood.