[anttiharju]

I would like to live in less historical times.

I'm a Finn.

[duxup]

Same, American.

I don’t know why we got to be assholes. I prefer speaking softly and carrying a big stick.

[TurdF3rguson]

Annexing territory was actually way more common back then. US bought the US Virgin Islands from Denmark at around that time.

[tetrisgm]

True. But if the shit gets real, you guys are the best in the world to deal with it. Plenty of Russians at the bottom of the lakes to attest that.