[pupppet]

Probably just a broken blood vessel in the eye.

[pupppet]

Not sure why this was downvoted, his people literally just confirmed this.

[jll29]

There once was a lady in France,

Whose right fist struck as if by chance;

  Her husband, called M...on,

  Said his eyesight was gone,

“Just an eye infection, come on!”

[onraglanroad]

Is this a really bad attempt at a Limerick or some other form I'm not familiar with?