[eieio]

the obtuseness is the point! This is true of a lot of my work[1][2][3].

The problems you run into when doing things you shouldn't do are often really fun.

[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42342382

[2] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37810144

[3] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42674116

[svnt]

Ah I see now. The characteristic irony I associate with Brooklyn making its way online. Well done.

[properbrew]

These were great reads, thanks for linking. The writeup around the UUID page was super interesting!

[arwineap]

This is hackernews not consumer news

You should feel free to explore / abuse all options :)