[jancsika]

> First, there is modeling ambiguity, too many ways to represent the same data structure.

Boy, are you telling me!

Boy are you a person, one of whose attributes is telling me!

Boy are you a person whose telling-me attribute is set to true!

Boy-who-is-telling-me, this space is left intentionally blank!

Out of all the key value pairs, you are the boy key and your adjacent sibling string type value is "Telling Me!"

Edit: fixed a CVE

[codeduck]

This is both painfully hilarious and hilariously painful. It might even be hilarious, but my JVM ran out of memory while trying to build the DOM model.