[Majromax]

Welcome to Hacker News 26! I know you're trying to read a comment now, but would you like to take a tour of new features?

[ ] — Yes, I'd welcome a half-hour distraction from the thing I need to use the computer for right now!

[ ] — No, I want to get my thing done now but then be confused about missing or new buttons at random intervals for the next six to eighteen months!

[Grisu_FTP]

This is very unrealistic, it would say: [ ] — Yes, I'd love to!! [ ] — Not now - Please remind me in 5 minutes to do the important guided tour

[Telaneo]

At least I can actually say no to this! Maybe I'll even not be reminded about it again in three days!