[pugworthy]

I mean, sensationalistic or "Why didn't you post on / This isn't reddit" or not, this is one of the more amazing opening sentences ever...

> Few things in this world are as elusive as a hippopotamus testicle

[onionisafruit]

I was fond of “all the surviving animals were able to return to their feces-infested communal pools within hours of the surgery with no negative consequences”

[scotty79]

1 out of 10 died though.