[seszett]

> it's largely possible that the location of testes actually doesn't matter

It's not really that it doesn't matter, just that there are several different options to allow good enough fertility.

If sperm has to be stored/generated at a temperature lower than 36°C, then external testes are a solution to that, but a lower body temperature works as well. Developing enzymes that work good enough at a higher temperature also works (apparently what birds have done). And maybe just accepting a lower fitness of sperm cells works if the animal produces more of them.

Hippopotamuses have a low body temperature of about 35°C, so internal testes work for them.

[tosti]

It's not just that. They contribute to a mans physical appearance and attractiveness.

A hippo doesn't care much about looks ;)

[kjs3]

I'm sure lady hippos care about looks just as much as any other mammal, just different looks than a pair of low-hangers.