[johndough]

Maybe not as far-fetched as one might think.

Linus about the Tux mascot:

    > But this wasn't to be just any penguin. Above all, Linus wanted one that looked happy, as if it had just polished off a pitcher of beer and then had the best sex of its life.

Linus about free software:

    > Software is like sex; it's better when it's free.