[Gibbon1]

Friend of mine was naturalized under the Simpson Mazzoli act. He said while their application was being processed he and his brothers would repeat the same joke. One would say It's Saturday night! What are we going to do? And the rest would say in a sad chorus, 'stay home'

Personally I think immigrating to the US illegally requires a level of social skills and level headedness that is negatively associated with criminality.