[thewhitetulip]

Because Apple products at least work deterministically

They don't say here is a 1000 $ iphone and there is a 60% chance you can successfully message or call a friend

The other 40% well? AGI is right around the corner and can US govt pls give me 1 trillion dollar loan and a bailout?

[criddell]

When I ask Siri to play some album on Spotify, it feels like it works about 60% of the time.

[thewhitetulip]

Siri is not Apple's MVP though.

[sanex]

So far my agents has worked better than Siri and afaik nobody has actually asked for a bailout yet.

[gafferongames]

Don't worry, it's coming

[thewhitetulip]

Apple's primary product is not Siri though. Siri is at best a side quest.