[mekdoonggi]

If your goal is to spread life around the galaxy, humans are terrible species to try to do it with.

Wouldn't it be much easier to just create extremophile/tardigrade factories that just constantly produce them and chuck them in random directions?

Perhaps some wise aliens already did so, and we are the offspring.

[andsoitis]

I like that idea. Maybe if we implant them with AI-coprocessors?