[my_throwaway23]

I presume you'll add the network stack next, so that I can use my favourite, most useful packages?

  import isOdd from "https://unpkg.com/is-odd";

[p_l]

Well, there's a network stack already there, including HTTP and HTTPS on newer firmwares.

[monax]

We are getting isOdd in the bootloader before GTA-IV

[spiffyk]

Wait, when did I time-travel?