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octernion | 19 days ago

that was precisely my reaction as well. phew machines will deal with the timestamp issue and i can just sit on a beach while we singularityize or whatever.

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jacquesm|19 days ago

You won't be on the beach when you get turned into paperclips. The machines will come and harvest your ass.

Don't click here:

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/

octernion|19 days ago

having played that when it came out, my conclusion was that no, i will definitely be able to be on a beach; i am too meaty and fleshy to be good paperclip

falcor84|18 days ago

I don't get it - if they're coming for me anyway, then why would I need to move my ass from my beach chair?