[mmh0000]

I’m not sure if gitfriend is a typo.

I’m lonely and really want a gitfriend to push and merge with! Please tell the story of how you got one!

/s for the /s impaired

[DonHopkins]

I'm afraid of commits.

[BeetleB]

It always ends up with a lot of blaming.

In extreme cases, it terminates with a bisect.

[dotancohen]

You could wait a bit after forking.