[RiverCrochet]

Imagine a society that had rules on the designs of haircuts, and punishments to enforce those rules.

[marginalia_nu]

You don't need punishments to be fair. You can just shame people on TV instead[1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_trim_our_hair_in_accor...

[danny_codes]

Except people aren’t addicted to haircuts and presumably don’t spend 8 hours a day staring at their hair in the mirror.

[RiverCrochet]

I should be able to stare at my phone 8 hours a day without government interference if I want to. No one is holding me at gunpoint. It's my phone and it doesn't hurt anyone else.