[futune]

My first thought was red team. Anyone that is capable of complying to the request is in breach. Ctrl-F "red team" found nothing.

But then I read the answers and apparently a couple of them had the same idea.

Not sure why it's not the most upvoted option, it seems like the only one that is is not self refuting, as the sincere version of those hypothetical businesses would starve from terminal stupidity... Perhaps my reasoning is wrong?