Well, mostly I realized my first sentence was likely to come off more negative than funny (I just like, really enjoyed F-Zero GX back in the day!), so I decided to add a folksy salute to the effort to dilute that. And a smiley face, people heckin' love those =)
throwaway27448|12 days ago
I think maybe you were trying to cater to the "christians" or snowflake conservatives
itintheory|12 days ago
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minced_oath