[atomicnumber3]

No no, but you don't understand! Of course I would be in the guild, I'm me. Everyone else is just you, so naturally they probably won't be. If they don't allow me, who would they let in??

(Sarcasm of course.) Isn't it weird how much of a quirk this mentality is? Almost reminds me of how everything though they were part of a select few who got to be secret agents in Club Penguin. "I believe every word you just said, because it's exactly what I wanted to hear."