[scottious]

I half expected to see an "under construction" gif and a "powered by GeoCities" tag at the bottom

[forinti]

It's definitely missing a website hits counter.

[burnt-resistor]

I want the blinking fuchsia marque in H1 italic Comic Sans on a yellow starry night animated GIF background.

[DANmode]

Why?

This doesn’t give the vibes of an amateur personal site - it’s a timeless business site.

[nozzlegear]

Not sure I agree with "timeless." This site is like opening a time capsule.