[mystraline]

Sure, give them the golden parachutes. Put a few holes in them, then make them jump.

[doodlebugging]

Nope. Parachutes are too expensive to waste on these losers. Give them all backpacks. Tell them the backpacks are parachutes.

EDIT: Link to old but good joke [0] provided for context.

[0] https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/16imt2f/long_an_old_...