[letsgethigh]

"hey Siri, set timer for washing machine"

[bdangubic]

but then apple knows about your cycles

[bluGill]

And the timer goes off when you are in the shower - by the time you are done you forgot about the alarm. (I have more than once stopped an alarm I intended to just snooze)

[spiralcoaster]

Your comment reminds me of those infomercials where they try really hard to make something as simple as cooking spaghetti look like an unimaginable nightmare that no one could possibly accomplish