[vintagedave]

The old joke: people who are into tech have an Alexa, a smart thermostat, a fridge connected to the internet.

People who work in tech keep an axe next to the toaster.

[projektfu]

No way I'm putting an axe near an appliance like that. I need to sleep at night.

[alt227]

Do you want a slice of toast?....

[blarg1]

i dont want any smegging toast!

[Ir0nMan]

I'm sorry Dave, I can't toast that.