[blarg1]

i dont want any smegging toast!

[fullstop]

Smeg actually makes a toaster. It's expensive, looks cute, and doesn't work that well when compared to a far cheaper toaster oven.

[HugoTea]

This applies to most Smeg products. Which is a shame, they used to be really good and long-lasting.

[GJim]

Aaaah, so you're a waffle man.

[bena]

No. I don't want no waffles. No toast. No crumpets. No scones. No smegging heated bread products of any kind.