[Slow_Hand]

This headline is amusing to me because I have a long-running joke with my childhood friends whenever we get together in which I casually insert references to (non-existent person) Marcus in our conversations.

"Marcus couldn't make it out to the wedding this time."

"Justin and Marcus went to grab coffee. They'll be back in 20 min."

"Oh yeah. Marcus was saying the same thing to me last week at lunch."

"Marcus sends his regards."

Usually our core friend group is mixed in with enough newcomers and fresh blood that my comments go unremarked upon because people just assume they haven't met Marcus yet. That he's someone else's acquaintance.

A few of my friends have gotten wise to the joke. But our gatherings are usually months and years in between, which is long enough for them to forget about the gag all over again.

[coldtrait]

The John Cena movie Ricky Stanicky has a basic plot based on this premise. They use their imaginary friend to get out of prior commitments.

[sillyfluke]

they made a whole movie based on this beaten-to-death teen excuse?