Prevent pasting comments. Implement a naive check for time spent typing the comment, and shadowban posts that don't pass the criteria. Add a 1 minute wait and captcha for posting.
That'd drastically reduce the amount of low effort posts, both human-written and generated.
satiric|5 days ago
ttamslam|5 days ago
It's certainly not perfect, but similar to what you mention.
p: https://www.ityped.it/p/WIiTYfdxQ5ww
krapp|5 days ago
Or, since this would need to be done in javascript, just block or rewrite the javascript and fake the output in the sent request.
Simplistic solutions like this stopped being meaningful decades ago.