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owlcompliance | 3 days ago

Just spoke with the board. Three things:

1. CEO has agreed to wear headset. However, does not want monitoring and accountability mechanisms in place; wants to move forward on the basis of trust.

2. In an expression of gratitude for your support, we have converted your stock holdings from class B to class A, increasing your voting power.

3. We're going to dilute the shit out of this stock.

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chrisjj|3 days ago

> 1. CEO has agreed to wear headset. However, does not want monitoring and accountability mechanisms in place;

Best wear a Faraday cage too, then :)