[Stratoscope]

Some of our SF Peninsula bank branches now have two tiers of ATMs:

• The traditional through-the-wall machines that you can access from outside.

• Inside the branch, heavy duty standalone machines that dispense much more cash and more of a variety of bills. These are only accessible when the branch is open, unless you break glass.

[zabzonk]

Our friendly Lincolnshire ATM thieves are using serious demolition equipment. A little thing like a brick wall is not going to stop them.

You might almost admire them if they were like Robin Hood, but they are coke dealing f*ckwits, as is obvious when they come to trial.