[treetalker]

I know I left that Nobel Peace Prize somewhere … but I can't find it because there's so much America First lying around. I know, I'll ask the aliens and the US men's hockey team if they've seen it.

[gpderetta]

surely you mean the coveted FIFA Peace Prize!

[kraussvonespy]

Laser pointers are to cats as sparkly objects are to Trump.

[2Gkashmiri]

covfefe