[pyrotechnick]

I think you mean "a sense of irony". Something you clearly lack.

Sorry I'm not "underkill" enough for you. But nobody has Clockwork-Orange'd you into reading this thread.

If you don't like what you see, close your eyes, look away. It will still be here when you're ready to open them again.

Thanks for the internet diagnosis though! I'll look into it!

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irony 1 |ˈʌɪrəni|

noun ( pl. ironies ) [ mass noun ]

the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect: ‘Don't go overboard with the gratitude,’ he rejoined with heavy irony.

• a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result: the irony is that I thought he could help me | [ count noun ] : one of life's little ironies.

• (also dramatic or tragic irony )a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions is clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.