[beryllium]

ssh -D8080 -L3389:southkoreanupdatedistributionserver.kr:3389 -lfakeuser suspiciouschineseserver.cn

Hey, instant proxy and remote desktop tunnel. I wonder what movies they have on Netflix China? I wonder what the weather's like in south korea?

(ahem Obviously I'm simplifying and failing badly at being funny ... although if you don't recognize those SSH flags, you should look them up. VERY useful.)