[jQueryIsAwesome]

I found a way... well, sort of:

    var log = function(){
        args = [].slice.call(arguments);
        args.unshift(console);
        return console.log.bind.apply(console.log, args) 
    }

But you have to add extra parenthesis at the end, hopefully is not too much overhead for most devs.

    log("message")()