My mother used to run a daycare and she'd do something similar when someone came to inspect the school to make sure it was okay for kids. She'd leave something small (slightly overflowing wastebasket, some loose toys in a hallway) that the inspector would notice in the first few minutes of the inspection. She found that if they got to mark her down for one or two small things quickly they were less likely to go looking for something later and drum up a serious offense from nothing just to have something to write down.
Funny, I used to work with a copywriter who would always leave a simple punctuation mistake in her work so her editor (me) would have something to do. I think she knew if I had to struggle to find something I'd probably suggest unnecessary rewrites.
My parents inadvertently had two strategies: 1) Have only one valuable possession: an upright piano. 2) Keep the house extremely messy so that it is a danger just trying to get through the place, especially while trying to carry a piano.
Interesting article. Another tip I've heard mentioned is that when most people are looking for a hiding spot, they naturally tend to hone in on areas that +/- 2ft of eye level.
Other tips I've heard are that many burglars do not like ending up in "dead end" places like basements. A well-hidden stash in the basement (if you have one) is likely more secure that most 1st/2nd floor areas.
I found the comments about looking for the stash of money very interesting though. I can say that at any given time, except for some spare change, there is $0 in my house when I am not there. This is not because I don't have any liquid accessible cash, just that I see no reason to horde cash at home...
A lot of the economy is still cash-dominated, especially among immigrants, the poor, and people with under- or un-reported income sources. That's where a burglar really hopes to score. (See also how part 2 of the article mentions a burglar's hope to find hidden drugs.)
I think most burglars would be after possessions over cash, since they're harder to hide and more likely to be left out. (I don't lock my computers up, and they are out in the open, though we do have 4 vicious-sounding dogs.)
I keep a few grand in small bills stashed around the house. It's one of those things you just might be ridiculously glad you have in the unlikely event you need it. Imagine a natural disaster or a ten day blackout.
well I've contemplated such acts myself, and while Cash is one of the main goals, high value items such as jewelry, computers, and various electronics are the main target... If I was going to actually rob a house, I would make 2 quick sweeps, the first for the high value items stated above, and the second for weapons and money. And it's not always high value items that are taken, I once had a friend who had his electric razor stolen, it wasn't terribly expensive 50-60 dollars at most, but apparently the thief needed one.
I've got a much better idea. Find a room in your house that no one is really going to see. Then, get some tacky "$100 bill" print wallpaper, and put it on the walls in that room. Then, take your real $100 bills and carefully paste them on top of the wallpaper so that they aren't noticeably different from the rest of it.
Install a camera in the room to enjoy the sheer hilariousness of when someone breaks into your house and enters said room.
Personally, I prefer not to waste money on housing that includes unnecessary rooms, even if I can think of hilarious pranks to play on burglars with them.
I find the suggestion that people keep a smaller "fake" stash of money in a more obvious place interesting. It would be nice if this could be formalized—have banks offer a service where they sell packets of marked, sequential and perhaps even non-legal-tender bills that you can put in these obvious places. (Of course, the fact that they should be hard for a burglar to recognize at first glance means that they might be used as counterfeits—so an equivalent sum of real money should be kept at the bank as a "deposit" (not in the banking sense of the word) to ensure good will.)
Similar advice is given to travellers - keep a "mugging wallet" with a bit of cash, a low-credit-limit or expired credit card, an old piece of ID, a photo of an ex-girlfriend - you get the idea. When accosted, just hand it over. The theory is that as long as it seems enough to be worth their while, the muggers will take it and leave you alone.
It seems to me that the poorer the neighborhood the more likely it is to be _more_ money in the apartment. Why would I need cash if I have a working credit card ?
It is your demographic. You probably don't use payday loan shops in strip malls either.
I used to keep bail money for "youthful indiscretion" grade offenses for certain relatives, but learned how to use an ATM this year and don't have to do that anymore. (yes, it was a stupid hiding place. Under an object a burglar would steal, but it kept it out of sight. )
The main takeaway from this is that anything you simply cannot afford to lose should be locked up, either in the bank or in a safe that a burglar can't feasibly breach or carry away. It'll take a burglar a lot less time to toss your entire house and find damn near anything you've hidden than it will for him to breach a serious safe.
The problems with a safe are that it's expensive to set up and, as the article says, the frustration it inflicts on the burglar won't put him in a mood to keep your place tidy.
Sounds like the burglars should pass out leaflets along this line...
=========
How to Ensure a Positive Burglary for you and your Felon!
Remember, your burglar is a hardworking entrepreneur in a high-stress field. In order to make your burglary as efficient as possible for the burglar and minimize the unavoidable mess to your premises, keep these helpful tips in mind:
1) Provide a means of entry which does not involve expensive and possible dangerous breakage. Many burglars and homeowners are needlessly injured each year when untempered windows must be broken to gain entry. Windowless doors seem ideal, but the damage to the jam when forced is expensive for you and they can be hard on the burglar's shoulder. Consider replacing the pane nearest your doorknob with an easily replaceable tempered pane and label it as break-safe.
2) Though your home may be familiar to you, it is a new and possibly dangerous environment for your burglar. Please leave some lights on. Lights in the windows are best since they illuminate the work area while also blinding potential witnesses.
3) Your burglar probably has a full schedule of felonies, please respect his time. Everyone keeps valuables, please keep them in one of the 12 well known and documented "hiding" places to minimize search time and also keep the mess to a minimum.
4) Odds are your burglar has a substance abuse problem. You may wish to keep your stash someplace other than the bathroom, cereal boxes, or refrigerator to avoid unnecessarily fueling his addiction.
Thank you for ensuring a successful burglary experience for us all.
A lot of people have left a comment complaining that they keep their money in a bank. This seems to be missing the point - do you also keep your fine china in a bank? How about that jewelry you like to wear on Friday nights? That copy of Adobe Photoshop? Laptop?
There are plenty of things that are exceedingly valuable that AREN'T cash that you may want to hide from potential burglars. The advice in this article is just as salient when it comes to hiding those things as it is to money. (Granted, larger objects can't always fit in the same places as bills, but that's really not the point.)
I hate the suggestion to leave some money in an obvious place for the burglar, like tax for nuisance idiots. It isn't like some kind of professionalism is going to keep them from tearing up the place anyway they obviously don't give a shit.
Would you leave some easy to access credit card numbers out on your server to keep them from going after the rest?
Security is a difficult problem because of the nature of the game. They attacker only needs one opening. That doesn't mean you should give up. If people had better home security that kind of petty theft wouldn't be viable.
I hate the suggestion to leave some money in an obvious place for the burglar, like tax for nuisance idiots. It isn't like some kind of professionalism is going to keep them from tearing up the place anyway they obviously don't give a shit.
If the goal is to get in, get something of value, and get out, then quite possibly. My car was once broken into and they took a blanket and some cheap sunglasses that were visible, leaving about $30 in change in the door storage and ash tray. Although, obviously value is in the eye of the beholder, Chicago winters are pretty cold, so the blanket maybe had more value, and was easier to carry, than cash.
Would you leave some easy to access credit card numbers out on your server to keep them from going after the rest?
Quite possibly; this is called a honeypot, and is often used as a early warning system and a way to keep intruders busy with the not-obviously-not-valuable stuff while you monitor them and track them down.
Keep an extra $500 ready cash in my top right cabinet drawer along with my pet Australian funnel-web spider. He's usually pissed off and hungry so, before making a withdrawal, I always toss in a few grasshoppers and wait until he's busy.
Not sure if any BGs ever figured out what the grasshopper cage was all about!8-))
This is another one of those "reeeeeeally stretching the meaning of 'hacker'" stories, innit? He's, like, hacking your conceptions of your house and socially engineering your hiding places and stuff, right?
(No, I'm not complaining this isn't HN-worthy, I agree it is. This just sort of amused me in light of the usual complaints about the definition of "hacker" that show up.)
I'd say that this "gratifies one's intellectual curiosity". It is interesting that the traditional thought process of "hide it really really good" is wrong. This is about understanding personas and motivations.
Well being a "hacker" isn't just about computer related stuff, it's a lifestyle... interested in a little bit of everything, looking to learn all you can stand about something.
Ever seen "Hackers Are People Too!"? It's a great documentary and sums it up beautifully.
True. When my house was broken into while I was at university, by far the most valuable things there were mine and my housemates' textbooks (a couple of my housemates had law textbooks worth over £200 each, this was back when £1 = $2 btw). The burglars took all our cash, jewellery, CDs, DVDs and they even did the covering-the-floor-with-cereal thing mentioned in TFA. Amid all that, not one book was even disturbed from its shelf.
You just have to remember which books you put the money in. Every now and then I open a book that I haven't read in years and there are five 20s pressed between the pages.
[+] [-] skermes|16 years ago|reply
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[+] [-] delano|16 years ago|reply
My parents inadvertently had two strategies: 1) Have only one valuable possession: an upright piano. 2) Keep the house extremely messy so that it is a danger just trying to get through the place, especially while trying to carry a piano.
[+] [-] brk|16 years ago|reply
Other tips I've heard are that many burglars do not like ending up in "dead end" places like basements. A well-hidden stash in the basement (if you have one) is likely more secure that most 1st/2nd floor areas.
I found the comments about looking for the stash of money very interesting though. I can say that at any given time, except for some spare change, there is $0 in my house when I am not there. This is not because I don't have any liquid accessible cash, just that I see no reason to horde cash at home...
[+] [-] luckyland|16 years ago|reply
It makes me wonder if I'm missing something really basic about how most people organize their finances and homes.
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[+] [-] profquail|16 years ago|reply
Install a camera in the room to enjoy the sheer hilariousness of when someone breaks into your house and enters said room.
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[+] [-] ajg1977|16 years ago|reply
http://www.savingadvice.com/blog/2007/03/06/101152_dont-hide...
[+] [-] jrockway|16 years ago|reply
(The only thing I buy with cash is beer at the pub.)
[+] [-] jws|16 years ago|reply
I used to keep bail money for "youthful indiscretion" grade offenses for certain relatives, but learned how to use an ATM this year and don't have to do that anymore. (yes, it was a stupid hiding place. Under an object a burglar would steal, but it kept it out of sight. )
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[+] [-] karzeem|16 years ago|reply
The problems with a safe are that it's expensive to set up and, as the article says, the frustration it inflicts on the burglar won't put him in a mood to keep your place tidy.
[+] [-] jws|16 years ago|reply
========= How to Ensure a Positive Burglary for you and your Felon!
Remember, your burglar is a hardworking entrepreneur in a high-stress field. In order to make your burglary as efficient as possible for the burglar and minimize the unavoidable mess to your premises, keep these helpful tips in mind:
1) Provide a means of entry which does not involve expensive and possible dangerous breakage. Many burglars and homeowners are needlessly injured each year when untempered windows must be broken to gain entry. Windowless doors seem ideal, but the damage to the jam when forced is expensive for you and they can be hard on the burglar's shoulder. Consider replacing the pane nearest your doorknob with an easily replaceable tempered pane and label it as break-safe.
2) Though your home may be familiar to you, it is a new and possibly dangerous environment for your burglar. Please leave some lights on. Lights in the windows are best since they illuminate the work area while also blinding potential witnesses.
3) Your burglar probably has a full schedule of felonies, please respect his time. Everyone keeps valuables, please keep them in one of the 12 well known and documented "hiding" places to minimize search time and also keep the mess to a minimum.
4) Odds are your burglar has a substance abuse problem. You may wish to keep your stash someplace other than the bathroom, cereal boxes, or refrigerator to avoid unnecessarily fueling his addiction.
Thank you for ensuring a successful burglary experience for us all.
[+] [-] crsmith|16 years ago|reply
Reminds me of the laptop that was cooked in its hiding place, the oven
http://www.luckywhitegirl.com/2005/11/medium_rare_ele.html
[+] [-] HalcyonMuse|16 years ago|reply
There are plenty of things that are exceedingly valuable that AREN'T cash that you may want to hide from potential burglars. The advice in this article is just as salient when it comes to hiding those things as it is to money. (Granted, larger objects can't always fit in the same places as bills, but that's really not the point.)
[+] [-] notaddicted|16 years ago|reply
Would you leave some easy to access credit card numbers out on your server to keep them from going after the rest?
Security is a difficult problem because of the nature of the game. They attacker only needs one opening. That doesn't mean you should give up. If people had better home security that kind of petty theft wouldn't be viable.
[+] [-] thwarted|16 years ago|reply
If the goal is to get in, get something of value, and get out, then quite possibly. My car was once broken into and they took a blanket and some cheap sunglasses that were visible, leaving about $30 in change in the door storage and ash tray. Although, obviously value is in the eye of the beholder, Chicago winters are pretty cold, so the blanket maybe had more value, and was easier to carry, than cash.
Would you leave some easy to access credit card numbers out on your server to keep them from going after the rest?
Quite possibly; this is called a honeypot, and is often used as a early warning system and a way to keep intruders busy with the not-obviously-not-valuable stuff while you monitor them and track them down.
[+] [-] giardini|16 years ago|reply
Not sure if any BGs ever figured out what the grasshopper cage was all about!8-))
[+] [-] jerf|16 years ago|reply
(No, I'm not complaining this isn't HN-worthy, I agree it is. This just sort of amused me in light of the usual complaints about the definition of "hacker" that show up.)
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[+] [-] Mdrc1010011010|16 years ago|reply
Ever seen "Hackers Are People Too!"? It's a great documentary and sums it up beautifully.
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