[oneandoneis2]

I usually cover all bases by claiming I'm emigrating and leaving the country - only way to be sure :)

[jerf]

"Well, do you serve the International Space Station? No? Then I will not be able to use your service."

[hyperliner]

"I an in the Navy, and will be in a submarine for the next two years"

[farmdawgnation]

Just don't get caught lying on a recording about being a military member. That's a felony. ;)