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William Shatner reviews Facebook Mentions

286 points| cityzen | 11 years ago |williamshatner.tumblr.com | reply

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[+] skizm|11 years ago|reply
William Shatner is 83. That is amazing to me. I hope I'm that with it and well put together if I make it to 83. I suppose being worth $100 million doesn't hurt, but it still gives me some hope.
[+] drzaiusapelord|11 years ago|reply
George Takei is 77, clearly an old man, but no one seems surprised by how "with it", humorous, and interesting he is. Why does Shatner get a double-standard?

77 or 83 is longer than any male in my family has lived that I know of. It seems to me that a lot of Hollywood types are under a lot of pressure to stay thin, stay good looking, etc and often go to the gym religiously and eat healthily. I imagine if we followed that model we'd all be that sharp and good-looking at that age.

[+] chmars|11 years ago|reply
Do we know that William Shatnet wrote the text himself? It seems unlikely …
[+] bambax|11 years ago|reply
> William Shatner is 83

Median age for FB users, it seems.

[+] marincounty|11 years ago|reply
I still can't get over the, "I need more face time!" Yea, another generation, but selfish, narcissism is never cool. He does look good for his age though, but so do most leading men who didn't lose their hair?
[+] freakyterrorist|11 years ago|reply
I can't believe Facebook would force celebrities to follow other celebrities, It seems like their contempt for users is universal regardless of how important you may be.
[+] alttab|11 years ago|reply
Another way to put it is Facebook knows getting you to click a couple of buttons to "get started" is something a very very high percentage of people will do to interact with facebook, especially if they've already gone through the friction of downloading the app.
[+] Jedd|11 years ago|reply
Being important != being a celebrity.
[+] coldtea|11 years ago|reply
Is that really Shatner writing that?

The level of technical understanding, including jargon (even trivial and casual to us, like "header image"), and familiarity with posting (custom screenshots, etc), is phenomenal for a celebrity, and at that age!

That's Denny Crane level cool!

[+] elmuchoprez|11 years ago|reply
I saw his one-man show when it came to town about a year ago. After watching him alone on stage for 90 minutes, I have no doubt that he is still "with it" enough to not only comprehend modern tech (if that's what we're calling Facebook), but to provide this level of insight and understanding.
[+] snorkel|11 years ago|reply
... and was I ... the only one ... reading it to myself in the Shatner voice???
[+] hrrsn|11 years ago|reply
Denny Crane? Denny Crane!
[+] nsxwolf|11 years ago|reply
There's an Internet for celebrities and an Internet for the rest of us.

Facebook has this.

Wikipedia has notability requirements.

Twitter has verified accounts, which only celebrities can have because no one gives a shit if your account is real or not.

The Hacker's Manifesto is a bit turned on its head.

[+] ecocentrik|11 years ago|reply
The Internet for television and film celebrities is a walled echo chamber by design. The tools written for them are probably not useful or necessary for anyone not interacting under the same volume conditions with the same level of technical proficiency.

I expect social apps for celebrities to interact with thier audience typically have: a simplified/focused interface, filters for negative comments and spam, filters to resort the most "pr friendly" content to the top, an enhanced search interface to quickly filter content according to their current promotional/contractual obligations (allow easily responding to a comment about new movie x, when most of the comments are about 20 year old movie y), ml tools to track diehard fans, some kind of secondary user interface for thier assistant or PR manager to play puppet master or perform additional filtering and prepping...

In the end, these entertainers are paying for their "enhanced access" and tools by using them to promote the services that are building tools for them. Hence, Cap'n TJ Hooker's tumblr post about a fb service.

[+] flycaliguy|11 years ago|reply
That is just the difference between a producer and a consumer. These sites need content for the consumers so they provide services to the producers. It's completely uncontroversial if you ask me.

I can't comment on Wikipedia.

[+] jerf|11 years ago|reply
There's a lot of "internet for Xs". Part of the point of the internet is you can set up your own area for anyone you like.
[+] JacobAldridge|11 years ago|reply
I wonder if the George Takei suggestion was intelligent situational awareness ... or if everyone has him as the first suggestion because he's basically the platonic form of a Facebook celebrity?
[+] ck2|11 years ago|reply
If you are not aware, Shatner doesn't like Takei.
[+] natrius|11 years ago|reply
The latter. George Takei makes Facebook money by making it more engaging. Facebook wants more celebrities to see what George Takei is doing so they do it too.
[+] untog|11 years ago|reply
I suspect it's a very simple calculation based on mutual followers.
[+] rbanffy|11 years ago|reply
I think it's the vast AI that runs Facebook saying this madness has gone too far. ;-)
[+] bignaj|11 years ago|reply
I remember back in 2005-6 when I thought that News Feed, Events and other stuff introduced to Facebook was a bunch of cluttered junk. If I could have seen into the future then... the horror, the horror!
[+] batiudrami|11 years ago|reply
Events is pretty much the only thing Facebook has going for it now.
[+] moron4hire|11 years ago|reply
Are new users joining Facebook? I hear from more and more people that either they have left or "wish [they] could", if it weren't for "everyone" with which they wish to stay in contact[1].

I myself deactivated my account 6 months ago. The only time I regret it is after I've been drinking and want to troll someone. So actually all around a good thing.

Are new people actually, really, honestly joining Facebook? I know the "delta new accounts" number is positive, but do they represent real people, rather than just spam bots?

I just have this feeling that, given a certain plateauing of new users, there comes an associated stagnation of follow-actions. No, I certainly don't have data to this issue, but I know that I personally only spend effort following people when A) I first join a site, or B) I think there is a good chance the person will follow me back[2]. So, for your everyday Joe-blow user who has is more than a month old, it seems like they are either already following William Shatner or never will.

My own observations in blogging have been that engagement with users is highly dependent on novelty. You either grind out finding new followers who haven't experienced your content yet, or you post radically new things all of the time--which could backfire and alienate your established followership, though honestly by that point they are probably ignoring your posts. Either way, you write off anyone who has been following you for more than 6 months. 90% of the time, that person is unretrievable.

I guess I just see followers as a limited, unsustainable resource, sort of akin to oil, except much easier to deplete. But it seems like Facebook, et. al., are banking on it being more like solar. IDK, I've seen reports saying FB has 1.3 billion users. There are only 7 billion people in the world. Do I really believe FB has almost 20% of the entire world's population? Do I really believe they could get more?

[1] Apparently "everyone" doesn't know how to use email or a telephone or text messaging.

[2] Incidentally, a policy that works for about 50% of cases. And for 90% of people, they will be unfollowed within a week, regardless of whether or not they follow me back. I don't need their crappy animated GIFs of Sherlock or Dr. Who clogging up my dashboard.

[+] VLM|11 years ago|reply
"I know the "delta new accounts" number is positive, but do they represent real people"

Recently my son became old enough to get a legal account, so he got one. Kids are famous for fad behavior, so FB is already dead for him and his friends, but for a couple months it was a big deal. His account dragged me back into creating an account and my friend-ing everyone I had back in 2010 plus some more. Its a wasteland compared to 2010, there's like two attention seeking women posting every couple hours just like half a decade ago, some folks doing the "post pix of kids" and thats it other than brand spam and other corporate spam. FB is like one of those giant D+D beasts where they're already dead but still thrashing around. Someday wall street will figure that out about FB and that will be amusing to watch. ("wait, you're telling me no one uses this service anymore other than attention seeking women who haven't found out about /r/gonewild somehow, the NSA, and bots... and its priced in the billions, up till now?")

[+] morgante|11 years ago|reply
> Are new users joining Facebook?

Yes.

> I guess I just see followers as a limited, unsustainable resource, sort of akin to oil, except much easier to deplete

New people are born every minute. Facebook has reached a massive scale, at which scale nearly everyone in the world has heard about it and will join at some point.

Also, FB really isn't built around following the way Twitter is. If all you did with Facebook was interact with your friends, that'd be just fine (since they can always inject business ads into that stream).

[+] personjerry|11 years ago|reply
Facebook Mentions seems like an ill-conceived way of making a move against Twitter.
[+] higherpurpose|11 years ago|reply
Facebook has probably had a less than 10 percent success rate with product launches in the past few years.
[+] joshmlewis|11 years ago|reply
> I’m already following those who I want to follow - why insist I follow that short list of others?

Money.

Edit: If you think about it, it's a poorly implemented solution to some problem. What was the problem?

[+] HBSisBS|11 years ago|reply
Things against Facebook rarely fail to rise to the top of HN. Anything not favoring Facebook gets up here quickly. Why am I surprised.
[+] kyrra|11 years ago|reply
There are a lot of Facebook employees on HN, just like there are a lot of Google employees here. Those employees will do some level of astroturfing. Unless HN prevents us from voting on topics where there is a conflict of interest, it's hard to keep the bias out.
[+] r00fus|11 years ago|reply
Facebook has made a lot of questionable or incite-ful moves lately (Fwd.us, Slingshot, many acquisitions without a coherent vision) while it's quality and usefulness to many has become of marginal importance.

This isn't 2009/2010, where Iranians and Tunisians were using FB to coordinate peaceful protests. Instead, fear of the encroaching security-industrial-complex revealed by Snowden has people concerned about posting stuff to FB.

[+] pimlottc|11 years ago|reply
I thought this was going to be a tumblr where William Shatner critiques the actual FB posts that mention him.
[+] beartime|11 years ago|reply
Not many other users of this app feel this way
[+] adamnemecek|11 years ago|reply
Right, which is why it's titled "William Shatner reviews Facebook Mentions".