[monochr]

I have a new law based on Betteridge's law of headlines:

Any scientist who claims to have produced a paradigm shift hasn't.

You're welcome to call it Monochr Law of Paradigms.

[mcmancini]

Mancini's corollary: the robustness of the scientific foundation of an article is inversely proportional to the frequency of the word "chemicals" in the article