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It'll Never Work (1997)

99 points| rndn | 11 years ago |lhup.edu | reply

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[+] jeffreyrogers|11 years ago|reply
And here's one from Carl Sagan for a nice counterpoint:

"The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."

[+] simonh|11 years ago|reply
To be fair, Columbus did underestimate the size of the Earth by about a factor of 2, and that was over 1500 years after Eratosthenes had calculated it to a reasonable degree of accuracy. A lot of the geographers laughing at him did so for that reason, not because they thought the Earth was flat. To his dying day he thought he'd sailed half way round the world to the East Indies. That's why we call those islands the West Indies, and call native american's Indians to this day. If the Americas hadn't been there, the expedition would have all died when the supplies ran out. Columbus wasn't right, he was lucky.
[+] jokoon|11 years ago|reply
I kinda disagree with that, as anyone trying to do something new is being laughed at, in general.

I don't really care about the ideas, it's just frustrating to be laughed at every time to want to try something new. There's always something dismissive, some jealousy, some surprised inability to be humble while facing something strange or new.

[+] mytochar|11 years ago|reply
It's nice to see that not all of the claims made that turned out to be false were in the negative.

e.g:

Automobiles will start to decline almost as soon as the last shot is fired in World War II. The name of Igor Sikorsky will be as well known as Henry Ford's, for his helicopter will all but replace the horseless carriage as the new means of popular transportation. Instead of a car in every garage, there will be a helicopter.... These 'copters' will be so safe and will cost so little to produce that small models will be made for teenage youngsters. These tiny 'copters, when school lets out, will fill the sky as the bicycles of our youth filled the prewar roads. - Harry Bruno, aviation publicist, 1943.

Furthermore, I notice that's by an aviation publicist; and that just happens to lend to my other comment / question:

How many of these people were paid to have the stance that they had?

[+] MichaelGG|11 years ago|reply
Isn't the big miss there that they turned out not to be that cheap, nor that safe? Living in a city with bad traffic, I'd love to get a small copter.
[+] agumonkey|11 years ago|reply
Nothing in air will ever take off (sic) because of the potential energy involved. It's not passive enough.
[+] Patient0|11 years ago|reply
Can anyone explain the flaw in Bickerton's reasoning? It's not obvious to me where the mistake is:

"For a projectile entirely to escape the gravitation of earth, it needs a velocity of 7 miles a second. The thermal energy of a gramme at this speed is 15,180 calories... The energy of our most violent explosive--nitroglycerine--is less than 1,500 calories per gramme. Consequently, even had the explosive nothing to carry, it has only one-tenth of the energy necessary to escape the earth... Hence the proposition appears to be basically impossible."

[+] sandworm|11 years ago|reply
He is correct. He is saying that a gram of fuel doesn't have enough energy to get itself into orbit. That is a true statement. But he ignores the fact that rockets spend many many grams of fuel to get a gram of non-fuel into orbit.
[+] cpks|11 years ago|reply
Projectile vs. rocket.

The calculation is entirely correct -- we cannot shoot a projectile into space. There is no sensible way to get something to go fast enough to make it to space from Earth with no further propulsion. A better argument, actually, is about acceleration. In order to not be utterly crushed, a projectile would need a massive vertical track to be shot into space. Earth's escape velocity is around 10km/s. g=10m/s^2. If we assume maximum acceleration of 10g to not crush the pilot, to get out, we'd need to accelerate at 10g for 1,000 seconds. During that time, we'd travel a few thousand kilometers. Accelerating faster -- as with a nuclear explosion -- only exasperates the problem.

We solved the problem by having propulsion the whole way up. We can fire a rocket into space, and it can take it's sweet time to get up there.

[+] throwawaymsft|11 years ago|reply
He just described the energy requirements: each gram of payload needs 15k of energy put in to escape orbit. He didn't think of fuel which exists simply to move the rest of the fuel (the rocket equation).

Imagine 50 sticks of dynamite separated by metal plates. The bottom stick explodes, lifting the pile a bit (energy split 50 ways). Then the bottommost explodes, lifting more (split 49 ways). This continues until the second stick propels the first into orbit.

You can play with the numbers so

explosion energy * (1/50 + 1/49 + ...) = escape energy

You quickly realize it gets asymptotic, and extra fuel contributes relatively little to the payload.

[+] duozerk|11 years ago|reply
I think he is imagining detonating all the explosives at once, like a gun, the bullet being the payload you want to put into orbit - like in the Jules Vernes books - instead of progressively consuming a fuel like kerosene (which itself has, from wikipedia, an energy density of about 10 kcal/g), leaving more and more mass behind as you ascend.

The gun idea seems to be, instinctively, very inefficient because of the need to fight the air density in the lower atmosphere all in one shot. I may be wrong there - mostly imagining what may be wrong with the approach (beyond reducing a live payload to a pink mist) based on kerbal experience :-p

[+] hudibras|11 years ago|reply
Just guessing here, but he assumes that the thermal energy of that gramme traveling at 7 miles/second needs to be applied instantaneously or nearly-instantaneously, when it can instead be given to that gramme over the course of several minutes via, say, a Saturn V rocket system.
[+] pdpi|11 years ago|reply
> The energy of our most violent explosive--nitroglycerine--is less than 1,500 calories per gramme.

Well, part of it is that you don't really want "violent explosives", you want a controlled combustion. Once you take that limitation out of the way, turns out that explosives don't have very high energy densities, they are actually, for the most part, less energy-dense than food. Take a look at this table: http://physics.info/energy-chemical/

(Funnily enough, was discussing this over lunch just now).

[+] ekanes|11 years ago|reply
I believe the flaw was the assumption that the only way to get something into space was via detonating explosives.
[+] skybrian|11 years ago|reply
Rockets have multiple stages. Most of the fuel doesn't have to be accelerated nearly that fast.

(Also, I don't know how that compares to rocket fuel.)

[+] progrn|11 years ago|reply
Correct me if I am wrong, but we created more powerful fuel than he had when he made that statement.
[+] delinka|11 years ago|reply
I've always thought about it as the difference between "throwing something out of Earth's gravity" (launching a projectile with initial force only) versus "climbing [a ladder?] out of Earth's gravity" (continually applying force just over gravity's influence.)

I think Bickerton has confused the two concepts.

Consider that gravity is the weakest of all forces. You overcome it every time you jump, run (with both feet off the ground) or climb a ladder. You don't overcome it for long enough to get into orbit, but you still overcome gravity. Birds and airplanes regularly overcome gravity.

[+] Geee|11 years ago|reply
That statement considers a projectile shot with a cannon. Gravimetric energy density of e.g. gasoline is much higher than nitroglycerine (6.4 MJ/kg vs. 46 MJ/kg).
[+] XorNot|11 years ago|reply
He ignores staging and conservation of momentum. The explosives stay on Earth, and transfer their energy to a smaller mass which departs it. Since that smaller mass can in turn be explosives, you can repeat the process infinitely to achieve any desired net thrust-to-weight ratio for the final stage.
[+] xyzzyz|11 years ago|reply
Also, nitroglycerine is pretty terrible fuel. You can get 7 times more energy from burning a gram of ethanol than from exploding one gram of TNT.
[+] gonvaled|11 years ago|reply
This seems interesting:

> The menace to our people of vehicles of this type hurtling through our streets and along our roads and poisoning the atmosphere would call for prompt legislative action ...

Is this really so off-the-mark? Or have we just got used to vehicles being the kings of the streets, displacing pedestrians and filling our breathing air with pollutants?

[+] RyanMcGreal|11 years ago|reply
Early outrage over automobiles injuring and killing pedestrians at an alarming rate threatened to stall the growth in driving. In response, the auto industry undertook a major campaign to assert that cars should have the right-of-way and to denormalize people walking and cycling on the street, pushing them to the edges and criminalizing "jaywalking".

Now, when a person driving a car kills a person walking, the default reaction is to blame the person walking for not being careful or attentive or visible enough. We have been conditioned point the finger at the pedestrian's earbuds rather than the obvious source of danger.

Even when a driver is found guilty of careless driving, the maximum punishment - at least in most North American jurisdictions - is a $500 fine and maybe a few demerit points.

[+] bko|11 years ago|reply
Considering that before cars, cities were drowning in horse manure, I would say the quote is off the mark.

> The horse was no newcomer on the urban scene. But by the late 1800s, the problem of horse pollution had reached unprecedented heights. The growth in the horse population was outstripping even the rapid rise in the number of human city dwellers. American cities were drowning in horse manure as well as other unpleasant byproducts of the era’s predominant mode of transportation: urine, flies, congestion, carcasses, and traffic accidents. Widespread cruelty to horses was a form of environmental degradation as well.

The situation seemed dire. In 1894, the Times of London estimated that by 1950 every street in the city would be buried nine feet deep in horse manure. One New York prognosticator of the 1890s concluded that by 1930 the horse droppings would rise to Manhattan’s third-storey windows. A public health and sanitation crisis of almost unimaginable dimensions loomed. [0]

[0] http://www.uctc.net/access/30/Access%2030%20-%2002%20-%20Hor...

[+] gfodor|11 years ago|reply
My all time favorite from Paul Krugman:

"The growth of the Internet will slow drastically, as the flaw in "Metcalfe's law"--which states that the number of potential connections in a network is proportional to the square of the number of participants--becomes apparent: most people have nothing to say to each other! By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine's."

[+] wodenokoto|11 years ago|reply
As if the fax machine didn't have a huge impact.
[+] xerophyte12932|11 years ago|reply
I find this one odd:

>People give ear to an upstart astrologer who strove to show that the earth revolves, not the heavens or the firmament, the sun and the moon... Whoever wishes to appear clever must devise some new system, which of all systems is of course the very best. This fool wishes to reverse the entire science of astronomy; but the sacred scripture tells us [Joshua 10:13] that Joshua commanded the sun to stand still, not the earth. - Martin Luther (1483-1546) [Criticizing Copernicus' heliocentric theory of planetary motion.]

Because Copernicus wasn't the first astronomer to suggest this. In fact there's a very long line of Muslim astronomers that preceded Copernicus and noticed that the Greek model was wrong, based on a very simple observation: if the earth is stationary and every thing else revolves around it, the view of the heavens should be the same every night (which it isn't). In fact the Muslims actually proposed and experimentally tested several models before Copernicus.

[+] jacquesm|11 years ago|reply
> every thing else revolves around it, the view of the heavens should be the same every night

Well, unless of course the heavens revolve as well. Which is how it was usually pictured in those days, the distance of the stars was surprisingly much larger than even the wildest estimates.

[+] Buge|11 years ago|reply
"It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years." - John von Neumann in 1949
[+] codeulike|11 years ago|reply
Also needs a page listing all the times that someone said that something wouldn't work, and they turned out to be correct.
[+] Simp|11 years ago|reply
Don't go West young man. (Advice to Columbus.) I. A Voyage to Asia would require three years. II. The western Ocean is infinite and perhaps unnavigable. III. If he reached the Antipodes he could not get back. IV There are no Antipodes because the greater part of the globe is covered with water, and because St. Augustine said so. V. Of the five zones, only three are habitable. VI. So many centuries after the Creation, it is unlikely that anyone could find hitherto unknown lands of any value. - Report of the committee organized in 1486 by King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain to study Columbus' plans to find a shorter route to India.

Makes you wonder about widely derided projects such as Mars One.

[+] hga|11 years ago|reply
See the other comment by simonh in this discussion (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9261989): Columbus had a multiplicity of detractors because his estimate of the circumference of the Earth was off by a factor of 2, and to his dying day insisted he'd found the East Indies, not the very fortuitous West "Indies". If the Americas weren't there, he'd be at best a footnote in history, a crazy explorer who'd perished with his crews.
[+] brazzy|11 years ago|reply
Not really. Nobody is saying that the stated goals of Mars One are impossible to reach. People are saying that it's a scam without the means or even a viable plan to reach those goals.
[+] qiqing|11 years ago|reply
Reading this list just gives me a head-rush of joyous giddiness. Take that, craven old conservatives and naysayers!

"Men might as well project a voyage to the Moon as attempt to employ steam navigation against the stormy North Atlantic Ocean."

- Dr. Dionysus Lardner (1793-1859), Professor of Natural Philosophy and Astronomy at University College, London.

[+] johnchristopher|11 years ago|reply
> Animals, which move, have limbs and muscles. The earth does not have limbs and muscles; therefore it does not move.

> - Scipio Chiaramonti [Professor of philosophy and mathematics at University of Pisa, arguing against the heliocentrc system, 1633]

I can't help thinking that particular sentence context is more political than `scientific`.

[+] Symmetry|11 years ago|reply
It's also a classic example of an argument that proves too much. If the earth can't move because it lacks limbs then surely the sun isn't able to move either.
[+] danieltillett|11 years ago|reply
Is it too much to ask for references? I have had too many bad experiences over the years where person x was alleged to have said something when in fact never did.
[+] asadlionpk|11 years ago|reply
A derived blog post by Sam Altman: http://blog.samaltman.com/technology-predictions
[+] chubot|11 years ago|reply
Interesting that at least one prediction is too optimistic:

    Bitcoin is definitely going to be trading at $10,000 or more and in wide use by the end of 2014.
       - Many otherwise smart people, November of 2013
And I have to comment on:

    Superhuman machine intelligence is prima facie ridiculous.
       - Many otherwise smart people, 2015

It's not prima facie ridiculous, but the more common error is to take it for granted. I just don't like it when people start to make predictions about the future based on technology uploading brains to computer or simulating the universe (which was done in the book "Superintelligence" which I just read). It's far from obvious that those things are even possible.
[+] signa11|11 years ago|reply
not in the same vein as "it'll never work", but, arthur-eddington's heavy-handed approach to subramanyam-chandrashekar's theory on maximum mass of a stable white dwarf star (chandrashekhar's-limit), seems to have set back cosmology by at least couple of decades. what is kind of interesting, is that, lot's of luminaries f.e. bohr, fowler, pauli etc. agreed with his (chandra's) analysis, but owing to reputation of eddington, were unwilling to support him publicly.

an excellent book by arthur-miller (empire-of-stars) is quite fascinating

[+] Cshelton|11 years ago|reply
And just to think: what if the human race from the beginning of time, never lost any knowledge. No libraries were burnt, books and theories weren't banned, scientist kept their heads...on their bodies, info after a fallen empire was retained, the dark ages never happened, the pyramid mystery would never have been one, etc..., would we be several hundred years ahead of where we are now? Or is there some existential force that dictates the progression of innovation? Is it tied to the evolution of the human brains' capabilities?
[+] gfodor|11 years ago|reply
David Deustch in his book "The Beginning of Infinity" claims the 'existential force' is the emergence of a culture of criticism that recognizes the need for good explanations. The catch is these types of cultures have only sprung up occasionally in the history of humanity, with the vast time between made up of periods of stagnation.
[+] andyidsinga|11 years ago|reply
see also Clarke's Three Laws.

BTW, some of these remind me of some of the critics of travel to Mars

[+] camperman|11 years ago|reply
What's striking is how often expertise in one field is no guarantee of it in another.
[+] theklub|11 years ago|reply
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. - Kenneth Olsen, president and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977.

If he had just said "data" instead of computer.

[+] cpks|11 years ago|reply
The harder problem: How does one overcome such a mentality?