[alelefant]

I'm sorry, but this has to be said. This guy loves exclamation points! Almost every paragraph features one. It reminds me of a great Seinfeld episode:

Jake: Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do.

Elaine: You don't think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point.

Jake: Hey, I just chalked down the message. I didn't know I was required to capture the mood of each caller.

Elaine: I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine having a baby.

Jake: Ok, I'm excited. I just don't happen to like exclamation points.

[elwell]

That's just negation in JS.

[alelefant]

Well played.