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A bot that allows you to say only original content

58 points| ph0rque | 18 years ago |blag.xkcd.com | reply

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[+] Xichekolas|18 years ago|reply
I'm tempted to make a pidgin plugin that does this and rejects all incoming messages that aren't unique. I'm sure the people I chat with would think I was an asshole, but it would cut down on the lol's that I have to look at.
[+] eru|18 years ago|reply
lol!

lol!!

lol!!!

lol!!!!

Stay tuned for the next version that counts in gray code.

[+] juanpablo|18 years ago|reply
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    Really interesting idea
[+] paul167|18 years ago|reply
I just went to check it out, I like the three last lines :

You were granted voice by moderator.

[8:25pm] pyl: i really prefer the bsd license, but run linux out of practicality.

[8:25pm] Shaze: you jackasss, there's no one in meta

[8:26pm] Cach-e: pyl: Oh. Don't know if I'd manage to play that game mentally then What if your favorite character die?

[8:26pm] roel-: woohoo I can talk again

[8:26pm] moderator: roel-, you have been muted for 34 minutes 8 seconds.

[8:26pm] roel- had voice removed by moderator.

[+] Xichekolas|18 years ago|reply
Why not put the same logic into a plugin for your chat client and have it warn you if you are about to send a duplicate phrase. Obviously it wouldn't catch everything ever said if you weren't always online, but if you were on a lot it would at least catch some cases, allowing you to avoid punishment.

Of course, this probably spirals out of control quickly. I'm surprised no one has joined with a war script tailored specifically to this type of moderator. Just give a bot a large corpus of blog entries, have it join late at night when no one is awake, then say every sentence it has in the channel... the table of things-that-have-been-said would fill up with all these bogus phrases. Might need a while to be effective, but it would be a fun experiment in moderator bombing.

[+] imsteve|18 years ago|reply
what I thought would happen.
[+] noonespecial|18 years ago|reply
Ok, Kudos to Randall. That was a sharp idea to be sure. That's also some fine looking perl compared to what I deal with on a daily basis. Good job guys.

It would take microsoft nearly a decade to complete a feature like that... and then when they were done, there'd be enough little stuff wrong with it that it'd be unusable.

Yes, I'm still bitter about my vista expereince.

[+] dfranke|18 years ago|reply
It's amazing how many otherwise intelligent people are unable to control their LOL reflex even after the online equivalent of shock therapy.
[+] grammer|18 years ago|reply
This might be a good concept to run on Digg / Reddit submissions - the concept needs a fair amount of tweaking to match that application.
[+] lkozma|18 years ago|reply
Probably it would be helpful just to limit every user not to say anything twice.
[+] Xichekolas|18 years ago|reply
Would be an easy change... just add the nick onto the front of the sentence before processing each statement. Then you could lol exactly once! Better save it for a special occasion...